"Fuck Me Like the Government" Greeting Card For the couple that stays together through every election cycle. This isn't your grandma’s anniversary card. Bad Betty brings the heat with this cynical, hilarious, and brutally honest take on romance and bureaucracy. Whether you're celebrating a milestone or just acknowledging the current political climate, this card says what everyone is thinking but no one else is putting on stationery. Inside: Blank for your own manifesto (or a nice note). Style: High-quality cardstock with a heavy dose of sarcasm. Warning: May cause intense laughter or a very awkward conversation with the mailman.