Yes you read that correctly. Fake Tampon booze tubes; no need to double check. If you are fed up of paying high drink costs on a night out then why not smuggle in your own booze with you and just pay for a mixer? With these brilliant Fake Tampon Tubes from Smuggle Your Booze, you can do exactly that. Simply fill with your chosen spirit, insert top plug, and slip into the tampon wrapper. No bouncer in his right mind is going to ask to look at your tampons and no one is going to look twice at your concealed drink. Perfect for nights out, festivals, Cruise ships, the races, a secret Santa gift or even just something to raise a laugh on a girls night out. Products are food & beverage safe and each pack contains 5 tubes and wrappers. Additional wrappers can be purchased if needed.

Elevate your nights out with the Hand Cream & Hand Sanitizer Stealth Flask Combo Pack. It’s not just about saving money; it’s about adding a dash of fun and secrecy to your adventures. Whether for personal use or as a hilarious gift, this combo pack promises a memorable experience. Cheers to sneaky sips and unforgettable moments! 7 oz and 4 oz liquid capacities; includes funnel and five seals.

Tired of overpriced drinks cramping your style? Enter the Umbrella Flask, your new best friend for sneaking in your favorite libations wherever you go. Disguised as a classic umbrella, this innovative flask lets you skip the bar tab and enjoy your night without breaking the bank. 9 fl oz capacity; 16 oz weight.

Discover the ultimate in covert convenience with the Smart Phone Stealth Flask. Disguised as a sleek smartphone, this ingenious flask lets you carry up to 4 oz. of your favorite drink discreetly and stylishly. Perfect for concerts, festivals, sporting events, or anywhere else you want to enjoy a beverage without the hassle of overpriced drinks or nosy security. BPA free food grade material.

"Smuggle Your Booze" hidden in plain sight with this flask that looks like a real cell phone! Levers on the side, that look like the camera and volume buttons, deploy the hidden spout. Pretty clever, huh?

"Smuggle Your Booze" hidden in plain sight with these flasks that look like tampons in sealed wrappers! Each package includes 5 "Booze Tubes" that slip into the sealable tampon wrapper. What security guard is going to inspect, much less touch, a tampon??

"Smuggle Your Booze" hidden in plain sight with these flasks that look like tampons in sealed wrappers! Each package includes 5 "Booze Tubes" that slip into the sealable tampon wrapper. What security guard is going to inspect, much less touch, a tampon??

Brew up a little cheeky fun with this sleek 8 oz stainless steel flask finished in matte black with a custom "Love Potion No. 9" potion-style engraving. Designed for discreet sipping, it easily slips into a pocket, purse, or wristlet pouch for game days, Mardi Gras parades, weekend getaways, or cozy nights out. Key Features: Capacity: 8 oz (standard single-item size) Material: Food-grade stainless steel with a matte black finish Design: Precision-engraved "Love Potion No. 9" witchy/potion graphic Portability: Lightweight, slim profile with a leak-proof screw cap Care: Hand wash recommended to preserve finish and engraving Perfect as a humorous gift, party favor, or cheeky addition to your personal accessory lineup.

A funny vintage-inspired birthday greeting card. Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

A funny generic fill-in-the-blank vintage-inspired die-cut card. "Here's your obligatory card. Happy...Birthday, Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day". Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

Attention slackers and procrastinators, our “I Saw This Card and Thought, ‘Fuck It, This Will Do’” greeting card is the perfect solution for literally any occasion—birthdays, Valentine’s Day, Mother's Day, or whatever life throws your way! This card says it all with zero effort in the funniest way possible. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "You Suck Less Than Most People". Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

The perfect card for the dog lover with a sense of humor. Featuring an adorable pup and a playful message, it's guaranteed to bring a smile before they even open it.

A vintage-inspired funny romantic greeting card. "Thanks for All the Orgasms". Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

A funny vintage-inspired birthday greeting card. "Happy Birthday to the Love of My Life and Biggest Pain in My Ass. Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

A vintage-style sympathy card featuring a bouquet with a tag that bluntly says, "Well, fuck." Perfect for sending heartfelt condolences with a touch of raw honesty. Say it like it is with this uniquely candid and empathetic card. Soft-touch cardstock, 4.375 in x 5.75 in, includes A2 kraft envelope.

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

Get ready to inspire and encourage with our motivational card: “May You Have the Confidence of a Mediocre White Man!” Featuring a funny vintage-style illustration, this card is all about giving someone the boost they need to chase their dreams and do great things. Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

Humorous vintage-inspired greeting card featuring a card game pun. Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

Headline: For the friend whose recovery is taking just a little too long. Description: Let’s be real: being a supportive, nurturing person is exhausting. This card from Bad Betty is for the friend or family member who has milked their "sick leave" for all it's worth. It’s a hilarious way to say you care, while also reminding them that your patience for bringing them soup and fluffing pillows has an expiration date. Perfect for the patient who appreciates a "tough love" approach to medicine. Inside: Blank (so you can set a firm deadline for their recovery). Vibe: Impatiently affectionate. Quality: Premium cardstock with the signature Bad Betty minimalist, bold design.

"Fuck Me Like the Government" Greeting Card For the couple that stays together through every election cycle. This isn't your grandma’s anniversary card. Bad Betty brings the heat with this cynical, hilarious, and brutally honest take on romance and bureaucracy. Whether you're celebrating a milestone or just acknowledging the current political climate, this card says what everyone is thinking but no one else is putting on stationery. Inside: Blank for your own manifesto (or a nice note). Style: High-quality cardstock with a heavy dose of sarcasm. Warning: May cause intense laughter or a very awkward conversation with the mailman.

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "A wise woman once said, Fuck This Shit and she lived happily ever after". Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "I miss your stupid face". Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve